Why do I watch these shows??

I am officially obsessed with the most ridiculous reality TV. I get so annoyed when I watch it, but I can't stop. I'm currently watching Jersey Shore and it is....lets see what's a good word DUMB!!!! We have boobs, muscles, fake tans, drinking, smoking, man whores, and much much more!! Why do I waste my time to watch such crap? It's a question I'm not sure I'll ever be able to answer. The shows that are currently taping on my DVR weekly are....Jersey Shore, Real World, Project Runway, Grey's Anatomy, Private Practice, The Secret Life of an American Teenager, Teen Mom, Brothers and Sister, Super Nanny, The Bachelor.....blah blah blah. I have a TV problem and I need to have an intervention. The problem is once I get done with a show, a new more ridiculous show comes on and I'm hooked. Ok, I'm going to turn off this smuck and try and get some housework done before Layla awakes.